Game 2 Stats Grave Diggers Vs. Ice Pigs

APerry44

gomer wrote:

I think we are all missing the most important thing from last night,

The fact that Tim was able to get his shifts back to about 5 mins a each

APerry44

jim wrote:

I had the assist on the 2nd goal. Allow me to recreate the FUBAR conversation with the ref after that goal.

(Ref skates up to me and nods for me to tell him my number)

Radio: 17!
Ref: What's your number?
Radio: 17.
Ref: But what's your number?
Radio: 17.
Ref: 17?
Radio: uh, yeah.
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New stat to add each week:

TOK (time on knees) Gomer: 3 minutes

Go ahead with the Gomer's mom jokes, just remember... don't be too proud of yourself with them. Thems jokes is the low lying fruit.

JIM, WHATS YOUR NUMBER AGAIN?????

Cannon · All-Star Number of posts: 161 Registration date: 2007-04-20

Brady85 wrote:

Who is this Drunk Brady you all speak of??

Don't know who he was, but I'm glad I was in net because I could have gotten a DUI on the way home if I had been on the bench all night!

APerry44

Another Chris wrote:

Brady85 wrote:

Who is this Drunk Brady you all speak of??

Don't know who he was, but I'm glad I was in net because I could have gotten a DUI on the way home if I had been on the bench all night!

The Ice Pigs tried to make Brady skate the red line, He failed. Brady got a SUI (skating under the influance) That is a major penalty, served by the drunk himself. That is 10 min in the box, a $2,500 fine and lose of his skates for one year. The second offense involves something with Gomer and your ice hole. Come to the next game sober!

triggrman

APerry44 wrote:

triggrman wrote:

Ed got called for crosschecking, and got 2 plus 10.

Anyone take a bauer Vapor home with them? Someone took my stick.

Ask Dan B, he got mine last week. afro

It was Dan B, the stick thief.

afro

gomer

Ok sportability straight fucked up.

They gave Tim my Goal (thanks), they also have us loosing to Mutiny 7 to 1

Singelyn87

gomer wrote:

Ok sportability straight fucked up.

They gave Tim my Goal (thanks), they also have us loosing to Mutiny 7 to 1

You haven't been around Centennial enough if this surprises you...

Although, I did get two assists on your goal the other night...I guess one for each cheek, eh?

Brady85

APerry44 wrote:

Another Chris wrote:

Brady85 wrote:

Who is this Drunk Brady you all speak of??

Don't know who he was, but I'm glad I was in net because I could have gotten a DUI on the way home if I had been on the bench all night!

The Ice Pigs tried to make Brady skate the red line, He failed. Brady got a SUI (skating under the influance) That is a major penalty, served by the drunk himself. That is 10 min in the box, a $2,500 fine and lose of his skates for one year. The second offense involves something with Gomer and your ice hole. Come to the next game sober!

Couldn't have been that drunk to hit you in stride with a two liner on the tape....All you had to do was bury it.......instead you take some kind of mystery shot. Plus I need to drink to help me forget that I'm on a team with you punks!!!!!

APerry44

Brady85 wrote:

APerry44 wrote:

Another Chris wrote:

Brady85 wrote:

Who is this Drunk Brady you all speak of??

Don't know who he was, but I'm glad I was in net because I could have gotten a DUI on the way home if I had been on the bench all night!

The Ice Pigs tried to make Brady skate the red line, He failed. Brady got a SUI (skating under the influance) That is a major penalty, served by the drunk himself. That is 10 min in the box, a $2,500 fine and lose of his skates for one year. The second offense involves something with Gomer and your ice hole. Come to the next game sober!

Couldn't have been that drunk to hit you in stride with a two liner on the tape....All you had to do was bury it.......instead you take some kind of mystery shot. Plus I need to drink to help me forget that I'm on a team with you punks!!!!!

You had to be drunk to actually hit me with that pass, (now refered as play number 1a) I burried it alright, just ask Gomers mom!