Game 3 vs. Mutiny

tim22

Friday 6-01 @ 10:00 pm Rink B
Mutiny 0-2

They lost to the Dex Ice Pigs and the Stingrays. These are the two teams we scrimmaged before the season.

We will be 2 men short, but we still have a great chance to get our first win, which would put us right back in the thick of things in the standings. We'll run 8 F and 4 D. We can change up D men if we need to.

We play on lucky Rink B for the first time and I'll be wearing my lucky hockey jock, so I'm anticipating a win.

jim

For no reason... here are my three favorite hockey jokes:

Why do Canadiens do it doggie style? So they both can watch the hockey game.

Why do they call the groupie "the puck"? Because she's passed from player to player.

Why is the girl goalie so nasty? She only changes her pads after 3 periods.

Ba-da-bum! Thank you. I'm here all week. Tip your waitresses.

tim22

Sounds like Sinbad visited the Woody and Jim show this morning.

Brady85

My favorite Hockey joke ( other than Alex) is

How do you get european players to skate hard to the corners??

Start a fight at center ice!!!!!!

APerry44

Brady85 wrote:

My favorite Hockey joke ( other than Alex) is

How do you get european players to skate hard to the corners??

Start a fight at center ice!!!!!!

Good one Brady85

Brady, Mario Lemiex and Steve Yserman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemiex "Mario what do yo beleive in?"
"I beleive hockeys is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history"
To that god says "take the seat to my left and Steve what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive bravery is the best"
To that god says "take the seat to my Right and Brady, what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive you’re sitting in my seat"

tim22

I have a problem. I have two brothers. One lives in Detroit and
is an avid supporter of the Detroit Red Wings. The other brother
has just been sentenced to death in the electric chair in Florida.
My two sisters are both prostitutes and my father deals drugs.
Recently I met a woman who was just released from prison where she
served time for smothering her illegitimate child. I want to marry
this woman. My problem is: If I marry this woman, should I tell
her about my brother who is the Red Wings fan?

Brady85

APerry44 wrote:

Brady85 wrote:

My favorite Hockey joke ( other than Alex) is

How do you get european players to skate hard to the corners??

Start a fight at center ice!!!!!!

Good one Brady85

Brady, Mario Lemiex and Steve Yserman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemiex "Mario what do yo beleive in?"

"I beleive hockeys is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history"
To that god says "take the seat to my left and Steve what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive bravery is the best"
To that god says "take the seat to my Right and Brady, what do you beleive in?"
"I beleive you’re sitting in my seat"

1) I like how you capitalize Brady but not God!!!!!!
2) Tim, will you please spend some time teaching Alex to spell!!!!
3) Who will be our 3 for the shoot out tonight?????

jim

As for the shootout. Until somebody scores... I beleive those spots are up for grabs.

triggrman

jim wrote:

As for the shootout. Until somebody scores... I beleive those spots are up for grabs.

I agree - so I will not be in a shootout until everyone else has tried. afro

gomer

Just go glove side top shelf with this goalie