Game 13 Stats Grave Diggers vs Mutiny

Jan. 6, 2008 @ 10:10 Rink B
Grave Diggers vs. Mutiny
Last Meeting L 4-7
W 6-3
Scratches:Dave B

Goals
1. TIMe
2. Mike
3. Alex
4. Brady
5. Alex
6. JJ


Penalties
1. ?
2. Alex
3. Gomer



Three Stars of the game Gomer is in charge of all awards this season so look for his postings soon....
1.Mike
2.Alex
3.TIMe

And the winner of the Pink Lunchbox player of the game is..........Gomer

What about the nail in th coffin, GWG scorer?

gomer wrote:

What about the nail in th coffin, GWG scorer?

Gomer, that is your official job this season.... to hand out awards. I will keep stats you are the award hander outter. Deal!

Ok lunch bx, but in that case there is going to be a "Dickerson Pike, Discount Blow Job of the Game," award for the mistake that costs us a game.

gomer wrote:

Ok lunch bx, but in that case there is going to be a "Dickerson Pike, Discount Blow Job of the Game," award for the mistake that costs us a game.

sounds good to me. how much are the discount blowjobs now-a-days

Depends, with or without teeth?

Mt vote for number 1 star is the new Trigg. He scored in his first game, played good defense, and had some witty banter in the dressing room after the game.

The Pink Lunchbox should go to gomer for the penalty with 13 seconds left in the game and several UFD (Unassisted Fall downs).

In my defense that wasnt a fall down on the breakaway goal they scored I was diving for the puck in an attempt to trip/break up the play.

I second the 1st star to new Mike....solid game.

cpolman wrote:

I second the 1st star to new Mike....solid game.

I will third that vote for the good trigg as 1st star. So his name is mike.... thought it was chris, oh well. Good to be back on the ice, even if is with yall.

No, Chris is the dentist who moonlights as a radio personality...

cpolman wrote:

No, Chris is the dentist who moonlights as a radio personality...

They are all dick holes!!!!!!!

Ok the

Nail in the Coffin Award goes to Brady for scoring the GWG
The Pink Lunch Box Award goes to Gomer for getting a penalty with 12 seconds left to go in the game.
The Dickerson Pike Discount Blow Job Award Goes to the Ref that called shit eventhough he was no where in position to do so.

3 Stars
1) Mike (aka other Trigg)
2) Alex
3) TIMe (for scoring the first goal of the season)

Also the much less prestigous Timex Award, Awarded to the person with the longest shift goes to. . . . . . . .

DAN SINGLETON

gomer wrote:

Also the much less prestigous Timex Award, Awarded to the person with the longest shift goes to. . . . . . . .

DAN SINGLETON

Should it actually be the TIMex Award for most time on ice...

He's the guy that Gomer's mom turns down.

APerry44 wrote:

Should it actually be the TIMex Award for most time on ice...

Yeah, I agree....I'm thinking multi-million dollar endorsement deal. Don't worry, I'll remember the Gravediggers--watches for everyone, and a TIMex sundial to TIMe my shifts.