Season 1 team Stats, records, trophy's & Awards

Grey Hairs 5-5-2 12 Points

Players Stats

1. Brady 14 Goals 9 Assist 23 Points 11 Games Played 30 PM
   
2. Dan B 10 Goals 4 Assist 14 Points 10 Games Played 2 PM
   
3. Alex 10 Goals 1 Assist 11 Points 12 Games Played 6 PM
   
4. J.J. 3 Goals 5 Assist 8 Points 12 Games Played 36* PM
   
5. TIMe 3 Goals 4 Assist 7 Points 11 Games Played 2 PM
   
6. Doug 2 Goals 3 Assist 5 Points 10 Games Played 0 PM
   
7. Jim 1 Goal 4 Assist 5 Points 11 Games Played 0 PM
   
8. Gomer 3 Goals 1 Assist 4 Points 11 Games Played 4 PM
   
9. Jack 3 Goals 0 Assist 3 Points 11 Games Played 19 OS
   
10. Chris P. 0 Goals 3 Assist 3 Points 11 Games Played 4 PM
    
11. Dave 0 Goals 3 Assist 3 Points 12 Games Played 2 PM
    
12. Ed 2 Goals 0 Assist 2 Points 8 PM 11 GP & 1 appology letter
    
13. Dan S. 0 Goals 3 Assist 3 Points 10 Games Played 10 PM
    
14. Bill 0 Goals 2 Assist 2 Points 8 Games Played 2 PM
    

Goalie Stats
Chris 11 GP 45 GF 56 GA 4 Wins 5 Loses 2 OTL
Back up 1 GP 6 GF 0 Ga 1 Win 0 Loses 0 OTL
Total 10 GP 51 GF 56 Ga 5 Wins 5 Loses 2 OTL
5-5-2 12 points

Grey Hair Records
-Dan B First Hat Trick
-Alex First Short Handed Goal
-Brady Fastest Goal 15 Seconds into the period
-TIMe Most Ice TIMe by any player in one season. Club and possibly hockey in general record
-Gomer 0/1 Face offs
-Jack franchise off sides record
-J.J. Most Penalty mins in one game
-Ed Most times the blue line tripped him, 2 in one game
-Dan B First Grey Hair to come on the ice with Skate guards on
-First Black player to wear the Hairs jersey. TIMe (1/64th Black)

Trophy's & Awards

• Vezina Trophy ( Top Goaltender ) Chris Cannon
  
• Conn Smythe Trophy ( Top Player throughtout Post season, we will just say the season) Brady
  
• Frank J. Selke Trophy ( Best Defensive Forward ) 1 vote for Alex
  
• Art Ross Trophy ( Top Scorer ) Brady
  
• Lester B Pearson Award ( Most Valuable to the team ) Gomers Mom
  
• James Norris Trophy ( Top Defenseman )
  
• Bill Masterman Trophy ( Player who best exemplifies the qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey) TIMe for his ice time (per Brady)
  
• The Lady Byng Trophy (player who best exemplifies great and gentlemanly play) One nomination for Jim!!!!!
  
• The Hart Trophy ( awarded annually to the player who is the biggest part of his team's success) ?????
  
• The King Clancy Memorial Trophy ( the player who best exemplifies leadership qualities on and off the ice ) ????
  
• The Calder Memorial Trophy ( presented to the player who has the best season among those players who are in their first season of play ) ?????
  

I think we should come up with our own trophy's, the meaning, & the winners. Lets hear who you think should win the ones above and name an award you would like to start

• The Generosity Award - Gomers Mom.
  
• The Most Inspirational Message to the Team Award - Ed's Email apologizing for being an asshole, and possibly a homosexual comment or two in there! Just if you have forgot, here is the quote. "My apologies to the team for my 2 mega explosions. I was out of my head on both occasions, and lately, I have forgotten how to have fun with hockey. It's not fair to you guys at all, and I am sorry for dumping it on the bench.
  
  I am trying to get back to the way I played last summer with Singelyn, but its a bigger hill than I anticipated.
  
  
  Thanks
  
  Ed
  
  Disclaimer: If you are gay or have homosexual tendencies this is not a come on. "
  
• The Enforcer Award ( Presented to the player who Slammed the Smallest player, might have even been a girl, on the team to the ice multi times and gave the elbow to!) Brady.
  

Radio Jim is OUR Lady Byng......A d-man with no penalties??? Cmon Byng


Tookie tookie

Tim gets the Masterson for his dedication to staying out on the Ice as long as possible.

Brady85 wrote:

Radio Jim is OUR Lady Byng......A d-man with no penalties??? Cmon Byng


Tookie tookie

Tim gets the Masterson for his dedication to staying out on the Ice as long as possible.

Brady84or86 (depends on what number you pick) Your right on with Jim. He is such a gentleman out there. He always opens the door for me to the bench, and pinches my ass. At least he could buy me dinner or something first.

TootooRobidas Award (for the player, because of a rap sheet as long as my &$%k, is in the refs crosshairs) JJ

Best Defensive forward Alex

Jacko Award (to the player with the most curious glove/s) Dan B

Veal Cutlet Award (to the player that took a pounding/tenderizing due to our lack of support) Goalie Chris

Anne Heche Award (to the player that excels at 'going both ways' between defense and offense) Dan S. or Brady

OJ Simpson Award (player most likely to be wrongly acussed of a crime) - JJ

Ron Jeremy Award (best porn stashe) - TIMe

Also isnt TIMe the first african american player to play for the grey hairs?

gomer wrote:

OJ Simpson Award (player most likely to be wrongly acussed of a crime) - JJ

Ron Jeremy Award (best porn stashe) - TIMe

Also isnt TIMe the first african american player to play for the grey hairs?

Tru dat he be 1/64 th black.

How do you figure Brady with only 14 minutes? He got 16 minutes in one game, just like me....

APerry44 wrote:

Tru dat he be 1/64 th black.

Dat be 1/32 Homie

triggrman wrote:

How do you figure Brady with only 14 minutes? He got 16 minutes in one game, just like me....

Shut Up GOON.......I was wrongly accused of all my penalties......don't mess with me man. You lucky you are not a girl or I'd put you out!!!!!