Memorable Moments & The Famous Quotes from SEASON 1

Please laught and make fun of the following with me. ( & add yours to please)

- Yeah but Gomers MOM......
- Heres what you ought to do.....
- The whistle blows... "Off sides", sight.. Damn it Jack!
- The last game at the bar "Does Ed ever shut up?"
- "Oh that call was bullshit"... enter who evers name you want to!
- Bill W turning and sticking his ass out at that guy during the 2nd game. "I will be here all night, number 21!"
- Alex Falling over the boards on a line change. Damn it hurt my side and feelings!
- Gomer's Mom joke, again.
- Dan B hitting the ice with his skate guards on ( a classic )

Come on and write your own and get a out of it

Goalie Chris at the Brewhouse after seeing a skinny guy in a striped shirt with a mullet, "Is that the lead singer from A Flock of Seagulls?"
Tim's kids after seeing the Gray Hairs play, "You guys aren't nearly as bad as I thought you'd be"
Eddie in the locker room, ".....I'm an asshole."
Dan B after Eddie's asshole revelation in the locker room, "Well, I guess every team needs one"
Dan Singelyn before the first shootout, "OK, I got this."
Radio during a game we were getting killed, "This ain't over 'til I say its over....was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
About the fat chick from Beginners Luck, "Someone throw a sandwich out there and we'll have a 5 on 4"
Gomer, "You guys got one mom for 14 guys, but I got all 14 of your wives"

now thats some funny shit.

Brady Tackling the Chick


Again

The first game when Alex gave Cook his phone number. Then later when Cook ate it....

Gomer's mom.

"you've got to be kidding" by me everytime I got a penalty

tim22 wrote:

TIMe calling Ed and asshole on the bench, then

Eddie in the locker room, ".....I'm an asshole."
Dan B after Eddie's asshole revelation in the locker room, "Well, I guess every team needs one"
"

fixed that one.

Gomer getting a "too many men on the ice" penalty because TIMe couldn't open the door.

JJ arguing a, several, every penalty call

I think it was the 3rd game and TIMe went down with the knee injury. As he was laying there I thought, damn hope he is..... wait maybe he will not take as long of shifts the rest of the game. I was wrong. Iron Man TIMe. I actually think that was his proshtetic knee anyways.

Gomer Radulov celebrating his first goal
JJ arguing the face-off spot when it was in front of the opposing goalie
Me setting up to take the face-off from the wrong side (numerous times)
Dr. Dave B offering a free root canal for a shin guard
Alex explaining that he did not mix muscle relaxers and alcohol because he took the muscle relaxers with a glass of water, then drank the alcohol

League Fees: $155

Equipment: $200

Seeing Dan B. hit the ice (literally)
with his skate guards on: PRICELESS

Oh what about the first scrimage game. Everyone in the locker room asking "What do I put on next?" Hell I still ask that!

That first scrimage game, Goalie Chris, I didn't think you were going to make it man. Sure glad you did.

APerry44 wrote:

Oh what about the first scrimage game. Everyone in the locker room asking "What do I put on next?" Hell I still ask that!

That first scrimage game, Goalie Chris, I didn't think you were going to make it man. Sure glad you did.

Me either!!!!

About a half hour in, I was thinking "What the "f" did Brady get me into?!?!"

That's funny, when Brady called and said Chris was going to be our goalie, I was like "he won't make it a half hour"