Game 24 Stats Grave Diggers vs Stingrays

March 31, 2008 @ 8:00 Rink B
Grave Diggers vs. Stingrays
Last Meeting W3-2
W 6-4
"Game 2 of our first back to back edition"
Scratches:

Goals


Penalties


Three Stars of the game .... lets hear them!
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And the winner of the Pink Lunchbox player of the game is......

3 Stars

1) Gomer
2) Dougy
3) Sarah Balch

Lunch box goes to Time for tripping Polman at the end of the 2nd period or other Trigg for fighting Sarah.

great season guys....sorry I got suspended for the playoffs.

Alex, better luck on that empty netter.

Is Sarah going to pop other Trigg cause he will not STFU?

What line am I going to be on tonight?

It's as quiet in here as it was in the locker room after our resounding victory.

Hmmmmm.

:::crickets:::

A Locker Room Divided.
Diggers Win Last Game But Issues In Locker Room Could Doom Playoff favorite.

The CS Grave Diggers won their final regular season game monday night but the team chemistry that was once the backbone of this vetran bunch may have been disturbed. Team leader and handsome devil Chris Brady said " It was so damn quiet in the locker room you could hear Jack aging".
Funnyman Alex Perry left the locker room without dishing any amusing quips. Dougy Ross was visably shaken and had to be consoled by Mike Trigg. Team Captain Tim McGowan was the Rock of the room which would explain his hands of stone. The diggers hope to restore the team closeness by bringing in Eddie Hunsbuger for a team bonding session. Americas favorite Sidekick Radio Jim Balkon was extremly pleased when he found out about the bonding session " I'm going to get my Hockey Outfit cleaned and pressed for this" he gushed. JJ Trigg could not be reached for comment because he hates everyone....except Gomers Mom.
Dan Singleyn blamed the problem on team sub Dan Bourgets Nakedness from the previous game.
Any spelling mistakes in the above article are Poleman's fault!!!!

I think its probably time for our tri-seasonal shift time discussion and probably someone needs to email and apologize for being an asshole.

gomer wrote:

I think its probably time for our tri-seasonal shift time discussion and probably someone needs to email and apologize for being an asshole.

Alright, fine, I confess...

I meant to shoot it after the whistle.

Even the shift Nazi had some long shifts last night...sorry.

gomer wrote:

I think its probably time for our tri-seasonal shift time discussion and probably someone needs to email and apologize for being an asshole.

Ok, if it will restore the team unity, I apologize for Gomer being an asshole.

Lighten up boys....we're goin' to the playoffs and on to the Championship in our first year on ice together, so who really gives a shit about anything else.

Brady wants to know where Alex is!!!!!!!

Brady85 wrote:

Brady wants to know where Alex is!!!!!!!

Wasn't he at Gomer's mom's house when Brady left this morning?

That's what worries Brady...He wasn't at Gomers moms and he wasn't home late last night when Brady was there.......

Sounds to me like Alex is banging someone elses mom now.

Let the playoff beards begin!

and speaking of beards... Alex, how's the wife?! Hey oh!

she isnt growing a beard Jim

I found Alex, but I don't think he's coming out anytime soon.

It's another definition of "beard". Ask your homosexual friends what a "beard" is.

Aren't jokes you have to explain, the funniest?

dross37 wrote:

I found Alex, but I don't think he's coming out anytime soon.

So that's what Lunchbox looks like without her jersey on!